You’ve lived in this house three months and you have to ask me when trash comes, when recycle comes, and where we keep our trash stickers than you should realize just how much you don’t do around this house.
Is it December yet? I can’t wait to get away from these people.
I have the cutest monster under my bed
You are not a burden.
You are not a bother.
You enhance the lives of others.
People smile, not groan, when you text them.